Woman.
Postingan ini sama sekali ga ada maksud untuk memandang negatif wanita.
Gue lagi baca2 9gag dan akhir2 ini banyakan postingnya menjurus kepada sifat2 wanita. Gue inget sama postingan yang tulisannya berbunyi sbb :
“girls, life will be so much easier when you tell what you want.”
Gue jadi berpikir terhadap sifat2 wanita yang menurut gue aneh. Dari PMS, woman logic, macem2 deh.
Dan dari sekian banyak postingan mengenai wanita itu banyak juga yg gw alami. Alias…gue yang cowok merasa kesel dan sebal terhadap sifat2 tsb. Gw kasih contoh ya.
Lagu siapa tuh yang bunyinya karena wanita ingin dimengerti? Sorry aja ya lagu itu menurut gw cenderung bodoh, soalnya laki2 itu bukan Tuhan yang bisa ngerti apa aja maunya manusia. Itu udah diluar limit kita sebagai cowok.
Ga cuma itu, gw juga lumayan kesal dengan kelakuan wanita di tempat umum. Tempo hari gw protes soal cewek yang memaksa masuk ketika penumpang busway lagi pada turun. Ga respect banget sih. Cewek tuh udah dikasih area didepan busway at least bisa respect lah, nunjukkin kalau wanita itu sopan dan tahu diri gt. Kasus yang paling lucu ketika gw lagi duduk, ada bapak tua didepan gw dan gw bermaksud untuk ngasih duduk tapi malah diambil sama cewek disebelahnya. Kursi itu untuk orang membutuhkan, bukan buat cewek aja.
Gue juga baca2 milis KRL ttg jaman baru2 ada gerbong wanita. Adaaaa aja hal jelek yang kesannya cewek ga respect sama kaum nya sendiri aloas egois.
Ngomongin jeleknya cewek tuh ga ada habisnya. Bingung gw. Diatas ini baru contoh yg gw sering alamin.
Untuk pembaca wanita yang merasa tersinggung dengan kata2 diatas, gpp sih menurut gw itu wajar kok. Sekarang mendingan kalian pikirkan dulu apakah kalian termasuk wanita baik atau buruk. Kalau buruk, segera ubah sikap anda. Untuk yang tidak merasa demikian, keep up the good work.
Meskipun hal2 diatas atau hal jelek sudah biasa, bukan berarti kalian menganggap ‘cewek emang darisananya gitu kok, maklumin aja lah namanya jg cewek’. Itu ga bisa dipakai sebagai excuse, itu cuma membuat kalian terlihat seperti tidak memiliki upaya.
Gue juga mengaku sebagai kaum cowok gue juga punya sifat jelek. Tapi gw tidak akan berdiam diri tentunya. Masa gue mau menetap dengan kebiasaan buruk? Gimana nanti kalau gw punya cewek? Malu. Cewek juga kalau punya kebiasaan jelek sama cowoknya harus malu.
Post ini ga ada maksud ngajak ribut, tapi sebagai masukan supaya kita2 cowok ga menderita karena hal2 yang cewek banget yg ga cocok sama cowok.
Boleh juga kalian kasih kritik dan saran disini. Open kok. Demi kemajuan kaum wanita dan pria.
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Lost everything
already attempted to). I don’t have girlfriend (I always rejected since 12 years, mostly
friendzoned and never talk each other, some enemyzoned). My career? Will I being always like this? Can I cry now? This storm is endless.
Tough soldier
that tough?” But there is second question, “Or I might just a fool who feeling like
God give me the hardest test?” My heart still pointing at 1st question, assuming…I am His tough soldier.
Raut muka
mulu hal kaya gini. Oke, muka gw emang jelek, kaya penjahat, tapi satu
hal : NOT EVERYONE HAVE A HAPPY FACE! Itu memang dan jarang. Jarang bukan berarti ga ada. Berkat gue, anda
telah menemukan hal yang jarang itu. Satu berbanding sejuta. Jadi plis ya, inilah gue, kaya gini, ga perlu dimodif, ga perlu
operasi plastik. Ga perlu juga untuk memaksa gw punya raut muka yang
bagus. Wajah gw sehari-hari adalah wajah normal. Raut muka jelek tidak selalu berarti feelingnya jelek! Kalau sekarang raut muka gw jelek ya karena nulis ini. Thanks
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51 fact about guys
2. “Hey, are you busy?” or “Are you doing something?” ~ two phrases
guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they’re
gonna say so there aren’t awkward pauses, but once he’s on the phone
he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex
love-interest. Unless they’re goin for the
let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are
method.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.
10. Don’t talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are more emotional than they’d like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know
what?!..uh…nevermind..” would make him jump to a conclusion that is
far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did something
wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer
when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they
come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it
never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the
parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys’ weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It’s good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don’t let
him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his
problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your
relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use
beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she
doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to
figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys
think alike, so if one guy’s confused, then we’re all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting,
but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be
mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will
think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he
spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls
read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and
being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he’s probably faking
it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is.
Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying,
“Please come and listen to me.”
37. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t
happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when
you’re with your boyfriend, he’s probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely
thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don’t be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable
decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to
them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He’s just too
stubborn to admit it
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt
mean he represents ALL of us.
Dear Love #2
This post is specific for someone
hockey, biasanya loe nyapa, tapi kemaren? Loe nunjukkin ekspresi
seolah loe lagi marah sama gue, yang terus terang gue ga tau apa
penyebabnya. Loe malah asik ngobrol sama orang disebelah loe, gw
merasa diabaikan. Tapi Rabu kemaren, you come. Gw masuk rink yang pertama tujuannya
emang gak mau nyapa loe, karena gw pengen tahu apakah loe masih kayak
minggu kemaren. Tapi ternyata nggak. Loe pertama nyapa gw. Dan terus
terang gw bahagia. Karena gw tahu semuanya kembali normal. Tapi pernyataan itu validnya hanya sebentar. Gw tau om itu dan calon istrinya datang. Tapi gw ga tau kalau ternyata
dia ke lantai 3 karena gw taunya dia ke lantai 4. Gw tau ketika dia
udah jalan dari American Grill. Pertamanya gw ga tau si dia ke lantai 3 ngapain, tapi temen cowok kita
ngasih tahu. Si Om rupanya mau married. Dan temen cowok kita kayaknya
salah ngitung, dia bilang 4 hari lagi, yang kalo gw itung itu jatuhnya
hari minggu. Eh, setelah liat2 timeline, ternyata besok (hari ini deng, karena udah
jam 00.04). Padahal gw baru mau nanya beberapa orang apakah ada yang
datang di acara itu hari minggu (gw taunya masih minggu). Yang gw kecewa adalah, yang semula gw nanya tapi loe tidak mau ngasih
tahu kapan si om married (yang sebetulnya gw taunya hari minggu).
Ketika gw masuk ruangan lagi, gw tau loe lagi liat kertas undangan.
Begitu gw duduk didepan loe, loe masukin tuh kertas kedalam tas loe
dan pura2 sibuk sama BB. —- Emangnya sebetulnya ada apa sih sama gw? Gw salah apaan? Tapi yasudah
lah ya, loe dan yang lain kan udah gabung sama senior. Mainnya sama
senior mulu, sama dia orang. KOMUNITAS KITA apakah masih ada? Ngga.
Udah mati. Anyway makasih udah mau ngajarin gw gliding.
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